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		<title>Sending You These Greetings</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paperpk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If It didn&#8217;t Bring you Joy, Just Leave it Behind. Let&#8217;s Ring in the New Year With Good Things in Mind. Let Every Bad Memory That Brought Heartache and Pain. And let&#8217;s Turn a New Leaf With the Smell of New Rain. Let&#8217;s Forget Past Mistakes Making Amends for This Year. Sending You These Greetings [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If It didn&#8217;t Bring you Joy,<br />
Just Leave it Behind.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s Ring in the New Year<br />
With Good Things in Mind.</p>
<p>Let Every Bad Memory<br />
That Brought Heartache and Pain.</p>
<p>And let&#8217;s Turn a New Leaf<br />
With the Smell of New Rain.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s Forget Past Mistakes<br />
Making Amends for This Year.</p>
<p>Sending You These Greetings<br />
To Bring You Hope and Cheer.</p>
<p>Happy New Year!</p>
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		<title>I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paperpk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before the golden sun sets, 2011&#8242;s calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Before the golden sun sets,<br />
2011&#8242;s calender is destroyed,<br />
And mobile networks get jammed,<br />
I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed</p>
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		<title>Thanx to those who left me</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paperpk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the end of da year. Thanx to those who hated me, they made me a stronger person. Thanx to those who loved me, they made my heart bigger. Thanx to those who were worried about me, they let me know that they cared about me. Thanx to those who left me, they made me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At the end of da year.<br />
Thanx to those who hated me,<br />
they made me a stronger person.</p>
<p>Thanx to those who loved me,<br />
they made my heart bigger.</p>
<p>Thanx to those who were worried about me,<br />
they let me know that they cared about me.</p>
<p>Thanx to those who left me,<br />
they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.</p>
<p>Thanx to those who entered my life never left,<br />
they made me know who i am.<br />
Special thanks to all my friends,<br />
who supp0rted me thr0ugh0ut da<br />
year.. (:-&gt;</p>
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		<title>A Little More Trusting</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paperpk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Prayer When I&#8217;m Weary As Onward I Trod, A Little More Trusting, Believing in God, This I Would Wish for Within Moments Dear, Not a Lot &#8211; Just a Little This Wondrous New Year. Happy New Year.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Prayer When I&#8217;m Weary<br />
As Onward I Trod,</p>
<p>A Little More Trusting,<br />
Believing in God,</p>
<p>This I Would Wish for<br />
Within Moments Dear,</p>
<p>Not a Lot &#8211; Just a Little<br />
This Wondrous New Year.</p>
<p>Happy New Year.</p>
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		<title>I plan to continue it in 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paperpk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There have been many time in 2011 when I may disturbed you troubled u irritated u bugged u . . . . today I just wanna tell you . . . . I plan to continue it in 2012.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There have been many time in 2011<br />
when I may disturbed you<br />
troubled u<br />
irritated u<br />
bugged u<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
today I just wanna tell you<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
I plan to continue it in 2012.</p>
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		<title>Happy New year</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paperpk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A NEW YEAR A New Challenge A New Goal A New Optimism A New Aproach A New Mission A New Resolution Wishng U a very &#8220;Happy New year&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A NEW YEAR<br />
A New Challenge<br />
A New Goal<br />
A New Optimism<br />
A New Aproach<br />
A New Mission<br />
A New Resolution<br />
Wishng U a very<br />
&#8220;Happy New year&#8221;</p>
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		<title>ONE GLASS WATER</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paperpk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ONE GLASS WATER, ONE GLASS BEER, OH MY DEAR, &#8220;HAPPY NEW YEAR&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ONE GLASS WATER,<br />
ONE GLASS BEER,<br />
OH MY DEAR,<br />
&#8220;HAPPY NEW YEAR&#8221; <img src='http://www.funny-text.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>love senti messages</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paperpk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Valentine Ohh My Valentine Valentine Oh Valentine….., Darlin’ Won’t You Please Be Mine…., My Love For You Is On The Line….., Lovely Valentine….! (love senti messages)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Valentine Ohh My Valentine<br />
Valentine Oh Valentine…..,<br />
Darlin’ Won’t You Please Be Mine….,<br />
My Love For You Is On The Line…..,<br />
Lovely Valentine….!</p>
<p>(love senti messages)</p>
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		<title>Happy Valentine</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paperpk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I Love The Way U Talk I Love The Way You Walk The Way U Smile So Brightly I Love U Too Specially Your Warm Charming And Caring I Request To Be Mine Happy Valentine.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I Love The Way U Talk<br />
I Love The Way You Walk</p>
<p>The Way U Smile So Brightly<br />
I Love U Too<br />
Specially<br />
Your Warm Charming<br />
And<br />
Caring</p>
<p>I Request To Be Mine<br />
Happy Valentine.</p>
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		<title>You are my valentine</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paperpk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are my valentine, Which is why I have a smile. Because you are mine, I would go that extra mile. For you are my valentine, I will always love you with all my heart. Because you just shine, Except for when we have to part. My valentine, I think you will like your gift. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are my valentine,<br />
Which is why I have a smile.<br />
Because you are mine,<br />
I would go that extra mile.<br />
For you are my valentine,<br />
I will always love you with all my heart.<br />
Because you just shine,<br />
Except for when we have to part.<br />
My valentine,<br />
I think you will like your gift.<br />
Because you are Davine,<br />
And asked for it.<br />
For you are my valentine,<br />
And you will always be.<br />
I take that as a sign,<br />
Because I have given you a key.<br />
My valentine,<br />
That key is to my heart.<br />
And I wouldn’t have given it to you,<br />
If you weren’t my valentine.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>(You are my valentine,)</p>
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