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Dalawa lang naman ang bisyo ko

“Dalawa lang naman ang bisyo ko..
Ang malasing sa pagmamahal mo..
At isugal ang lahat para sayo..”

They say as long as at least one person

They say as long as at least one person cares for you, life isn’t a waste. So when things go terribly wrong, and u feel like giving up, please remember u still got me.

She’s Got More Wrinkles

She’s Got More Wrinkles

☻Lights on, door open, nobody at home

☻As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

☻He’s as bent as a butchers hook

☻He’s as happy as a Pig in $hit

☻About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box

☻About as subtle as a flying brick

☻She’s got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&

sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Fact about women

Fact about women

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Smile meanings

Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Life be Filled with Roses

Life be Filled with Roses

I Always pray for You that.

May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny

May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

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