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Gangster’s son fail

Gangster’s son fail

Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

Tute hue dil se pyar karogi

Tute hue dil se pyar karogi

Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..

Six Answers

Six Answers

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….

1 Nahi

2 Mujhe waqt chahiye

3 I have always seen u as a friend

4 I already have a boy friend

5 We should concentrate on studies

6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..

1 Yes

2 Yes

3 Yes

4 Yes

5 Yes

6 Yes

dis proves that guys r better humans that girls and they believe more in spreading love

Socho Socho……

Socho Socho……

Q: Woh kya hy jo Dil main han, Mann main hy pr Dhadkan main ni?
.
Socho socho
?
Ans. Aary Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Father in Law

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law

Wat iz the thinnest book in the world?

Wat iz the thinnest book in the world?

Q: Wat iz the thinnest book in the world?
A: “Wat Men Know About Women.”

Why do men alwaz have a stupid look?

Why do men alwaz have a stupid look?

Why do men alwaz have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are…

Poocho Kyoon.?

Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyoon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN?

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN?

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW

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