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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary

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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”

He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”

The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”

He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”

A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary

A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.

The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.

“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered.

“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”

“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”

“Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”

 

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Hitler says,

Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na

Sardar was busy removing

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Interviewer: Where were you born?

Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

I have the job

I have the job

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Girlfriends

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