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Archive: Funny Husband Text


Husband was seriously ill

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.

Your husband needs rest and peace

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

wife to husband

wife to husband :
doctor adviced me for bed rest 1 month in a beautiful foreign country
so where we will go ?

Husband : we will go to a new doctor.

Husband Malang Baba Se

Husband Malang Baba Se:
Meri Biwi Bhot Pareshan Karti Hai
Uska Koi Ellaj Batao,
Malang:
Beta Agr Bivi Ka Koi Ellaj Hota
To Aj Mein Malang Na Hota

Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat

Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat
uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hua tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..

Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change

Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not.
Unfortunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Both of Them Gets Disappointed.

A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary

More Funny Jokes – Anniversary

A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”

He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”

The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”

He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back.

Man gets up, jumps out of the window
hurts himself, and then realizes:Damn, I am the husband.

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