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how do i play the guitar

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan Tang Keeta

Koi Darwaza Rang keeta

“wah wah wah”

koi Darwaza Rang keeta

Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan Tang Keeta !

A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary

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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”

He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”

The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”

He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”

A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary

A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.

The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.

“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered.

“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”

“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”

“Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

Meeting you was fate,

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

I have the job

I have the job

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Girlfriends

An Englishman

An Englishman

An Englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down

“Father in law”.

“Father in law”.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

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