A hilarous statement by a flirt to his grlfrnd.
‘I love u so much that i see ur face in other girls and so i cnt stop myslf frm luving them also

Boy : mere pas apne Dost raja jaisi Car to nhin per tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k ghomaon ga,
mere pas us jesi bari kothi to nhi per tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga,
mere pas us jitne paise to nhin pr me mehnat mazdori kr k khelaon ga
ab tumhe kia chahiye
Girl:tumhre dost raja ka number.

I just feel u….

I can hr=ear d dogs cry again………

Na Munna Na

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.

A Love Letter

A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…

We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Best ever advice!

Choose four

Select three

Love two

And

Marry one

A Rose

A

Rose
IS
Always
A
Rose
Whether
Its
In
A
Golden
Pot
Or In
The
Ground
Same
Way,
.
.
.
You
R
Always
My
Friend
Whether
You
R
In

“CENTRAL JAIL”

Or

“MENTAL HOSPITAL”

Six Answers

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….

1 Nahi

2 Mujhe waqt chahiye

3 I have always seen u as a friend

4 I already have a boy friend

5 We should concentrate on studies

6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..

1 Yes

2 Yes

3 Yes

4 Yes

5 Yes

6 Yes

dis proves that guys r better humans that girls and they believe more in spreading love