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Dad & Son

Dad & Son

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Girls?

Girls?

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.

Dream makes everything possible

Dream makes everything possible

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth

Rohit?

Rohit?

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

If I was an artist,

If I was an artist,

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!

Urs lovingly

Urs lovingly

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

God saw you!

God saw you!

God saw u hungry, he created Domino’s pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw You without problems, he created ME !

I can hr=ear d dogs cry again………

I can hr=ear d dogs cry again………

hi want to talk to u now …
can u call me
plz….. nothing special but need 2 speak 2 u
i want 2 hear your voice….. just 2 hear whether
i can hr=ear d dogs cry again………

Love you from the bottom of her heart

Love you from the bottom of her heart

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!