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Tum chand say khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo

Tum chand say khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon sy khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya sy bhe KhoobSoorat ho,

Pathanon se poch lo.

A Couple was sittng in tha Garden

A Couple was sittng in tha Garden,Suddnly a Dog and Bitch came and start kissing Boy Janu agar Tum Bura na Mano to Me bhi Grl Ok ok Theek hay but Zara Smbhal kar kahin Kutta Tm ko kat na le.

As a summer song

That is wrong
Although everyone else
May be doing it
With attitudes as carefree
As a summer song.

Urs lovingly

Urs lovingly

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Poocho Kyoon.?

Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyoon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN?

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN?

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW

i guess we answered that question

chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying”i guess we answered that question”



Do u want to hear a dirty joke

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud

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