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When I was a baby

When I was a baby, I played with toys.
Now I’m a lady and I play with boys.

I believe in God

even if it is not shining.
I beieve in Love
even when I am alone.
I believe in God
even when He is silent.

I do not smoke and I do not drink

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer

I think u r ugly n stupid

I think u r ugly n stupid,
u are a real pain in da
Wait a moment
ohh no, I do have the rite no

Kabhi kabhi zindagi khilona ban jati he

Kabhi kabhi zindagi khilona ban jati he
Jise dil me basana chahte he
Wo surat sirf yaad bankar reh jati hai.

you know when you were really too fatty

you know when you were really too fatty? When you were on the beach & Greenpeace carried you back to the sea.

Apne mehfil ko kitna be saja kr dekh lo

Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kar dekh lo
Yakeen ni aata to azma kar dekh lo
Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare
Apne mehfil ko kitna be saja kr dekh lo

The hats whirled skyward

The hats whirled skyward
carried by bright, new hopes & propelled by big, daring dreams!
Congrats on your graduation !

Apne mehfil ko kitna be saja kr dekh lo

Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kar dekh lo
Yakeen ni aata to azma kar dekh lo
Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare
Apne mehfil ko kitna be saja kr dekh lo

I beieve in Love

even if it is not shining.
I beieve in Love
even when I am alone.
I believe in God
even when He is silent.

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