1.- Hight of maximum Insult   @Hight of maximum Insult Boy in Romantic mood to his girl friend: "Darling I want to be a part of your body" Girl friend: "No Thanks i already have an ass whole"

2.- Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?   Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

3.- Salary is like Mensis   Salary is like Mensis which comes once in a month & remains 5 to 6 days if in any month it doesn'tccome it means u'vr been fucked!

4.- similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls   Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

5.- Womens top 7 lies:   Womens top 7 lies: 1. I love you 2. IM virgin 3. I hate sex 4. U r first who is touching me 5. oh its 2 big never seen b4 6. i hate sucking 7. Ok only once

6.- similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls   In class room 1 boy was praying To God. Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray God

7.- I am not rich like James   Boy: I am not rich like James, I don't even have a bid car like James. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about James..

8.- Dream makes everything possible   Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

9.- The Theorem for Bill Gates   The Theorem for Bill Gates... "Computers are like air conditioners, They stop working properly when you open Windows"

10.- Why do women wear flowered panties   Why do women wear flowered panties? A: Cuz its there way of saying, 'In memory of those who were buried here!

11.- Can you send me   i have ...'L' i have ...'O' i have ...'V' i have ...'E' Can you send me ..."you"

12.- world needs YOU after all   Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty.. so the world needs YOU after all!

13.- Wives r Incoming Calls   Wives r Incoming Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree Calls Callgirls r Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls

14.- A Guy picks up a girl   A Guy picks up a girl 4 the date, Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

15.- What is the similirity   Q: What is the similirity between SEX and SHOPPING? A: MAN can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.

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