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Funny Text Forward Messages
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No Boys! No Boys
No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??
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A girl phoned me
A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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Computers are machines
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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The average woman would rather have beauty
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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When I was a baby
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
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7.-
A man was dying of cancer
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
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8.-
Text messaging is like a blow-job
Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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AeYou wanna come to my place
AeYou wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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10.-
Do you believe that getting married
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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