1.- I told my wife,   I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar

2.- Girls are like phones   Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

3.- The average woman   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

4.- There are no stupid questions,   There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5.- When I die,   When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

6.- Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki   Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

7.- Behind every successful man   Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson "

8.- You laugh because I'm different,   You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

9.- What are the three words   What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

10.- Hard work   Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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