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Funny Jokes Text Messages
1.-
Few moments spent with someone
Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!
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2.-
We r others 4 someone else
We always feel bad
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else.
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3.-
I hope my simple SMS makes U smile
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!
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4.-
A candle may melt n its fire may die
A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.
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5.-
Coming to meet you
Hi,now i am coming to meet u
in the way of sun light
in the way of sweet breeze
in the way of good wishes
just to say have a nice day ahead
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6.-
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,
Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight.
But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.
Goodnight
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7.-
Degrees of girls!
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
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8.-
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life
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9.-
EHSAAS aap ki mohabbat ka
(EHSAAS)
ap ki mohabbat ka,
(BHAROOSA)
ap ki baton ka,
(QADAR)
ap k name ki,
(FAKHAR)
ap se dosti ka,
(INTIZAAR)
ap k sweet sms ka..
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10.-
Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah
Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;
BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah;
Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah;
aur smart raho MERI TARAH (H);
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11.-
Plan ur Future in Advance
Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!
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12.-
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you
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13.-
You - d most important word
5 greatest words : I dun wanna lose U.
4 pleasant words : I care for U.
3 sweet words : I admire U.
2 wonderful words : Miss U.
1 most important word : U
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14.-
college mei school ki yaad aayi.
college mei school ki yaad aayi.
javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi.
kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!
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15.-
RELATION is when someone hurts u
RELATION is when someone hurts u,
n
u dont hurts back
When someone shouts at u,
n
u dont shout back.
BUT
when someone needs u,
u always come back
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