1.- chicken and egg in bed   chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking. Egg rolls over pissed off saying "i guess we answered that question"

2.- sex is like a maths test   sex is like a maths test: me plus u subtracked the cloths add the bed divied the legs multiply the orgasms fancy a maths test??

3.- What's the difference   What's the difference between your job and your wife?Your job still sucks after five years!

4.- scientists have made a breakthrough   NEWSFLASH...scientists have made a breakthrough & discovered that the female gender carry intelligent cells. Unfortunately 95% of them spit it out!

5.- Last nite i wantd u   Last nite i wantd u. needed u so badly dat it hurt. wantd 2 taste u. i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u. u stupid..PARACETAMOL!

6.- Roses are red   Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

7.- He came 2 me 1 nite   He came 2 me 1 nite...explored my body...licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill...wen satisfied he left...I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO "

8.- make me feel like a woman   A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these!

9.- definition of a will   What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

10.- If your right leg   If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

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