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Funny Questions Text Messages
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Behind every successful student,
Behind every successful student,
there is one girlfriend.
But what about a Failed student?"
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a beautiful teacher.
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What is the height of optimism?
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
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Why were the teacher,
Q. Why were the teacher''''s eyes crossed?
A. She couldn''''t control her pupils
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When does a cart come before a horse?
Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!
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What kind of egg
Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg
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Why did the baby strawberry cry
Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his parents were in a jam!
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Why did the man at the orange juice factory,
Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
A. He could n't concentrate!
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Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
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Why did Goofy
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
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Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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