1.- sentimental love cards   Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

2.- It's the sweetest thing to do   It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

3.- A baby fish asked her mother   A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

4.- Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec   Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

5.- Good news!   Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

6.- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant   Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

7.- gangster's son tell his dad   Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

8.- An engineering student to his sweeper brother:   An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

9.- Great Calculation:   Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends

10.- professor asks the student:   Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

11.- ticket checker to a saint:   In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

12.- what do you want for your birthday   Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

13.- Have a Great Sunday   Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

14.- A girl phoned me   A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

15.- Wht he wants,   Wht he wants, I do not want ... What I want, he doesn't want ... What we both want, is not allowed!

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