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Next generation Kindergarten poem:

Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha…

Husband and Google

A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

Dating , Marriage and Honeymoon

Friday is like Dating;
Saturday is like Marriage;
Sunday is like Honeymoon;
And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!

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Sending You These Greetings

If It didn’t Bring you Joy,
Just Leave it Behind.

Let’s Ring in the New Year
With Good Things in Mind.

Let Every Bad Memory
That Brought Heartache and Pain.

And let’s Turn a New Leaf
With the Smell of New Rain.

Let’s Forget Past Mistakes
Making Amends for This Year.

Sending You These Greetings
To Bring You Hope and Cheer.

Happy New Year!

I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed

Before the golden sun sets,
2011′s calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed

Thanx to those who left me

At the end of da year.
Thanx to those who hated me,
they made me a stronger person.

Thanx to those who loved me,
they made my heart bigger.

Thanx to those who were worried about me,
they let me know that they cared about me.

Thanx to those who left me,
they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.

Thanx to those who entered my life never left,
they made me know who i am.
Special thanks to all my friends,
who supp0rted me thr0ugh0ut da
year.. (:->

A Little More Trusting

A Prayer When I’m Weary
As Onward I Trod,

A Little More Trusting,
Believing in God,

This I Would Wish for
Within Moments Dear,

Not a Lot – Just a Little
This Wondrous New Year.

Happy New Year.

I plan to continue it in 2012

There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2012.

Happy New year

A NEW YEAR
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Aproach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishng U a very
“Happy New year”

ONE GLASS WATER

ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
“HAPPY NEW YEAR” :-)

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